The map of a prison, for a prison break?? (Thanks, Jared.)
A Hot Topic reject?
Your average Philadelphia resident at 8 AM on St. Patrick’s Day?
That weird midget from Star Wars?
This asshole?
Oh god, what if it is a Twilight fan from birth?
Food?
OMG what if it comes out with this tattoo? (Thanks, Adam.)
The type of baby who would want to ROCK-a-bye in this death metal contraption? (Corpse paint optional.)
Tiny silver Freddie Mercury? (Thanks, Jared.)
